Here we are volunteering for a charity fun run in Houston, we believe in giving back to our community for our many blessings!!! If you are looking for volunteer opportunities, we can direct you to some fun ones!!!! www.CLASSYCLOWNS.com           Payasos Bilingues - Se Habla Espanol
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Serving San Antonio & Surrounding Areas (Austin & Houston by Request)

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Basic 1-Hour
Clown Show:
Balloon Animals
Face Painting
Magic Show
Free Birthday Gift
$145** for up to 18 kids
The party is aprox. 1-hr but can vary slightly due to the  particpation level of the kids/guests.
We make balloon animals at our clown parties in San Antonio and with or without costume for other events. We have the best bilingual clowns in San Antonio which speak both English and Spanish perfectly!!! Ask us about our San Antoino magicians and balloon twisters. Our balloon twisters are the best. Nuestros payasos en San Antonio estan aqui para servir le! This is a business promotion event in this picture. If your business wants to attract customers, a clown or character can help. Ask us to design a promotional event for you!
Volunteering for a Charity Fun Run
This is Sparkles, she is sooo cute. Don't you just want to have her at your next party? Sure you do! Please call us to have this special funny person entertain your kids!!! We also clown in San Antonio and have balloon twisters for events.
YES! We gladly accept
Paypal, Visa and Master Cards!
2 HOUR
Clown Show
$200.00**
for up to 36 kids.


Balloons . Magic Show . Face Painting . Free Gift . Song & Dance With a Puppet . Plus More (if time allows).
Our San Antonio bilingual clowns/bilingual clowns in San Antonio can paint designs that appeal to boys and girls! El Payasito te va hacer sonrir. Our artwork is suitable for boys and girls.
Business Promotion Events
Our San Antonio Clowns do not accept checks. We accept major credit cards, Paypal, or COMPANY checks when applicable. Its sad that the bad apple ruins it for everyone but we've had our fair share of bad apples and we have had to adjust our business practices to stop it. Thanks for understanding!
DELUXE CLOWN + PLUS + CARTOON CHARACTER PACKAGES!

1) 1 Hour Clown Show plus 15 Minutes of Picture-Taking With A Cartoon Character $200

2) 2 Hour Clown Show plus 15 Minutes of Picture-Taking With A Cartoon Character $265
1) 1 hora con la payasita para 1-18 ninos $145.
2) 2 horas con la payasita para 19-36 ninos $200.
3) 1 hora con la payasita mas 15 minutos con un desfrace $200.
4) 2 horas con la payasita mas 15 minutes con un desfrace $265.
Hablamos Espanol!!
We have face painting for boys: Snakes, Spiders, dragons, foot ball, base ball, bats, etc. They can get it on their arms and call it a tatoo. El payasito pinta caras. Ask about our San Antonio magicians and San Antonio Clowns.

** In San Antonio/Bexar County. Ask us for our prices outside of S.A.
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Singing Clown-A-Grams with balloon bouquet from $50.00
Classy Clowns is your 1-stop shop for all of your event &  party needs clowns & much more! Call us for our pricing on: Costume Rentals * Face Painters
San Antonio Magicians * Balloon Decorators & Twisters * Henna Body Art * Education Shows * Gospel/Bible Shows * Marketing Events * Convention entertainment * Event Planners & Coordinators + More!
You can call Classy Clowns for all your entertainment needs (DJ's, magicians, face painters, caracature artists, etc. We have a wide network of performers to make your event or party a great success!!! El payasito pinta caras.
re'nt we lucky we did'nt have balloon animals in our hands? Or paints for that matter... Payasos en Houston Pop, goes the balloons! hahahahaha. We hope you have this much fun when you watch us perform one of our San Antonio clown shows!. "A merry heart does good like a medicine" -- Proverbs 17. Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tounges with songs of joy!" -- Psalms 126:0. Se Habla Espanol. - are here at www.classyclowns.com. Payasos en San Antonio!
Our bunny costume can be used as an Easter Bunny by changing his outfit to reflect the holiday! Ask us about our holiday costumes like Santa Claus.
Our San Antonio clown parties can be scheduled with or without a character appearance.  Call us, let us customize a party package to fit YOUR needs! Payasitas en San Antonio Isn't she ADORAble? Our Spanish Speaking clowns in San Antonio can also bring along a character like this Dora look-a-like.
Is that a DINOSAUR? Yes, she is. Don't you just want to hug her? Go ahead, she's a freindly dinosaur and wont bite you. We dont reccomend hugging a real dinosaur though lol.
Tenemos bonitas payasitas en San Antonio aqui en Classy Clowns. Las San Antonio payasitas estan aqui para servir le!!
This is one of our best costumes, her head is very realistic! She rents for only $50 if you want an affordable costume. Payasos en San Antonio are here for you! "A merry heart does good like a medicine" -- Proverbs 17. Our mouths were filled with laughter, our tounges with songs of joy!" -- Psalms 126:0.
Our look-alike costume characters are not the real  syndicated cartoons but they almost look like them. Kids still love them!!! We perform and also rent the costumes...
--------> CLOWN PARTY POLICIES <--------PLEASE READ BEFORE BOOKING!!!
1) A booking is a verbal contract and represents your agreement to adhere to our rules. This verbal contract is made official when we receieve your deposit (not when you call to ask prices, etc.).
2) The outstanding balance must be paid to the clown
CASH (no checks) upon arrival (sorry due to a recent string of thefts of service, we will not begin the show without recieving the final balance before we begin the performance). Choosing not to pay for our services is considered "Theft of Service" a crime under the Texas Penal Code and will be reported to the police.
3)
Please schedule us at least 1-HOUR AFTER the party starts. Most guests arrive "fashionably late." Our tight schedule  prevents us from waiting for or restarting a part of the show for late guests.
4)
Please answer your phone on the day of the party or give us a number to someone who will. The clown may need directions, etc. & non-response my delay the clown. If the waiting delay in answering takes too long, unfortunately this will force a cancelation.
5) Classy Clowns will call one day before the party to verify the booking.
Please respond to this call so we can double check our plans.
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CANCELATION POLICY: If you must cancel the booking please give us 3 days notice or your deposit cannot be returned (the deposit can be applied to your next booking if you reschedule, only one reschedule per deposit). When you cancel you will recieve a confirmation number - this is your ONLY proof of cancelation. DO NOT JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. We are not responsible if customers call the wrong clown to cancel, carefully document who you booked with to ensure you cancel with the right company. There is a $5.00 processing fee for all client cancelations due to credit card costs. If the clown arrives to the party & is turned away or there is no party, your credit card will be charged for the full party amount. 
6) Please supervise guests during the show, guests/children should not be disruptively unruly or loud. Classy clowns is not responsible for damage or injury caused by unruly guests (including face paint spillage or transfer) & the host is responsible for any Classy Clowns property damaged by unruly guests. If guests become unruly the clown may have to become firm. The clown or character will not accept and will prosecute any physical abuse or threats.
7) Please allow the clown to perform the entire show without interruptions for other activities (cutting cake, eating, pinata, etc.)- the clown can only wait if you agree to honor the 1 or 2 hour timeframe which means cutting back on other parts of the show.
8) Please allow flexibility for the clown to arrive 15 mins before or after the start time for traffic/scheduling issues. There are alot of traffic suprises when you make clown parties in San Antonio.
9) Although cancelations on our side are VERY rare, please plan other activities in case an emergency/"Act of God" prevents our arrival.
100% of your deposit will be promptly returned if this situation occurs.
10) If there are any special instructions for us (children with allergies, religious prohibitions, etc.), please notify us before the party to avoid a problem.
11) Face painters will not paint a child that has to be forcibly held down -- this is very dangerous. We strongly discourage face paint for infants becasue they may dirty their clothes, try to eat the paint, rub glitter in their eyes, etc. If the parent insists, they do so at their OWN RISK.
12) Balloon animals POP and that sometimes makes children upset.  This is 100% UNAVOIDABLE. We can't spend a great deal of time remaking balloons because the new ones will POP too and it becomes an endless cycle. We cannot go over our time to remake balloons for everyone because we will be late for our next party. 
13) The clown will not strain her voice to scream over loud music or guests - the host will need to manage the sound level so the children can hear the clown.
14) Please extend the clown common courtesies: a beverage after the show, a shady spot to perform, shetler in cold weather or rain, access to bathrooms, access to a phone in an emergency...
15) If you have a bounce, train, petting-zoo, etc. at the same time as the clown, most of the childen may be too distracted to really enjoy the show. Try to schedule the show so that the clown can have the kid's full attention. When we arrive, we cannot wait for the other activities to stop before our time begins.


CLICK HERE FOR Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) About Our Polices...

Please remember our San Antonio clowns have been clowning in Texas for almost 2 decades. The rules are here to ensure ALL of our clients have a professional and enjoyable experience. Feel free to call us if you have any questions or concerns and we'll be happy to help you. Thank you for visiting www.classyclowns.com - we appreciate your business!


www.classyclowns.com -- 317 Lexington Avenue - San Antonio, TX 78215 -- 210-314-5201
ABOUT US - IN "REAL LIFE" - We are dedicated to Serving God and Country as well as our clients!!!
We love our Air Force, Navy, Marines, Army and Coast Guard. As well as all first-responders. If you serve in uniform, we pray for your safety as you serve us! Thank you!!!!!
Proudly owned and operated by a member of Team United States Coast Guard. Aux D8612CR - Air Station Houton - Ellington Field. Planning and Force Readiness - Sector Houston-Galveston.
We support our troops!
We are proud CHRISTIANS and we conduct our business knowing we will have to answer to GOD for our actions. This is called moulague, the act of using makeup to make someone look injured for training purposes. Here we are simulating burns from an airplane crash -- volunteering at the Houston airport. We volunteer our time and our makeup/face painting skills to simulate injuries so that our first responders can practice responding to disaster scenarios.

We also engage in clown ministry activities for children + more!