1-Hour Clown Show:
$145
Balloon Twisting
Face Painting
Magic Show
Free Birthday Gift
Party Music
(for up to 18 kids)
--------> CLOWN PARTY RULES/TIPS <-------
1) A booking is a verbal contract and represents your agreement to adhere to our policies. This verbal contract is made official when we process your deposit.
2) The outstanding balance must be paid to the clown
CASH (no checks) upon arrival before the show starts.  
3)
Please schedule us at least 30 minutes AFTER the party starts. Most guests arrive late.
4) Please answer your phone on the day of the party or give us a number to someone who will. The clown may need directions, etc.
5) Classy Clowns will call one day before the party to verify the booking.
Please respond to this call so we can double check our plans.
6) CANCELLATION POLICY: If you must cancel the booking please give us 3 days notice or your deposit cannot be returned (the deposit can be applied
to your next booking if you reschedule, only one reschedule per deposit).
DO NOT JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. There is a $5.00 processing fee for all client
cancellations due to credit card costs.
6) Please supervise guests during the show, guests/children should not be disruptively unruly or loud. Classy clowns is not responsible for damage or injury
caused by unruly guests (including face paint spillage or transfer) & the host is responsible for any Classy Clowns property damaged by unruly guests.
7) Please allow the clown to perform the entire show without interruptions for other activities (cutting cake, eating, bounce, petting zoo, etc.)- or else it will force
the clown to cut back on parts of the show.
8) Please allow flexibility for the clown to arrive 10 min before or after the start time for traffic issues.
9) Although cancellations on our side are VERY rare, please plan other activities in case an emergency prevents our arrival.
100% of your deposit will be  
returned if this situation occurs
.
10) If there are any special instructions for us (children with allergies, religious prohibitions, etc.), please notify us before the party to avoid a problem.
11) We strongly discourage face paint for infants because they may dirty their clothes, try to eat the paint, rub glitter in their eyes, or must be forcibly held
down, etc.
12) Balloon animals POP and that sometimes makes children upset.  This is 100% UNAVOIDABLE. We can't spend a great deal of time remaking balloons
because the new ones will POP too and it becomes an endless cycle.
13) The clown cannot strain her voice to scream over loud music or guests - the host will need to manage the sound level so the children can hear the clown.
14) Please extend the clown common courtesies: a beverage after the show, a shady spot to perform, shelter in cold weather or rain, access to bathrooms, access
to a phone in an emergency...
15) For safety reasons we cannot perform outside during lightning, hail, rain, extreme heat (over 90), or cold (under 45).
16) Due to excessive
overcrowding, difficulty finding parking and difficulty locating parties -- we do not perform at large parks such as Brankenridge, McAllister,
OP Schnabel or Hardberger Park. Small or neighborhood-type parks are okay.


CLICK HERE FOR Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) About Our Polices...

Please remember our performers have been clowning in Texas for almost 2 decades. The rules are here to ensure ALL of our
clients have a professional and enjoyable experience. Feel free to call us if you have any questions or concerns and we'll be
happy to help you. Thank you for visiting www.classyclowns.com - we appreciate your business!

www.classyclowns.com -- 506 Jackson Keller Rd. San Antonio, TX 78216 -- 210-314-5201 --- Serving San Antonio and Austin!
Singing
Clown-A-Grams with
balloon bouquet from
$50 (SA only)
1) 1 hora con la payasita
para 1-18 ninos $145.
2) 1.5 horas con la payasita
para 19-30 ninos $200.
San Marcos - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us. If we can be of assistance, please don't hesitate to call us. Have a great day!
 We accept CASH major credit cards, Paypal, or COMPANY checks when applicable. Performers require that balances be paid in CASH upon arrival. Its sad that the bad apple ruins it for everyone but we've had our fair share of bad apples and we have had to adjust our business practices to stop it. Thanks for understanding! Call us if you have any questions.
1.5 Hour Clown Show = $200
Balloon Twisting
Face Painting
Magic Show
Free Birthday Gift
Party Music
(Up to 30 kids)
We love our Air Force, Navy, Marines, Army and Coast Guard men and women. As well as all first-responders. If you serve in uniform, we pray for your safety as you serve us! Thank you!!!!! Ask us about Clowns in New Braunfels and San Marcos. We serve all of Texas.
Proudly owned and
operated by a member
of Team United States
Coast Guard.

We support our troops!
ABOUT US - IN "REAL LIFE"
Thanks for visiting www.classyclowns.com - we hope you enjoyed our website.
This is called moulague, the act of using makeup to make someone look injured for training purposes. Here we are simulating burns from an airplane crash -- volunteering at the Houston airport. Our face painters are very talented!
<---- Esmeralda volunteers her
face-painting skills to simulate
traumatic injuries and her acting
skills to role-play as a disaster
victim so that emergency
responders can practice  
responding to disaster scenarios.
Here in this picture, she is being
painted up as a burn victim
during an airline crash simulation.
Hola, Texas!!! Tienes Fiesta? Los Payasos en San Antonio mas preciosos! Chispita y Esmeralda. Payasitos. Clowns in New Braunfels, Clowns in San Marcos - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us. Payasos en San Antonio - gracias por buscar nos. Los Payasos en San Antoino, Clowns in San Antonio and San Antonio clowns are here to help you make your birthday party or event a real success.
Are you looking for Clowns in San Marcos? We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us. Payasitos bilingues para fiestas en San Antonio; San Marcos, New Braunfels and all of Texas. Thanks for visiting our website. We appreciate your business.
classyclowns.com
San Marcos, New Braunfels, Austin!!! Yes - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us.
LA PAYASITA:
PINTAR CARITAS
ANIMALES de GLOBOS
MAGIA
UN REGALO
MUSICA
New Braunfels Clowns, San Marcos Clowns. We perform all over the great state of Texas. Ask us about clowns in New Braunfels. Austin bookings should be done in advance to ensure availability.
New Braunfels Clowns, San Marcos Clowns. We perform all over the great state of Texas. Payasitos en San Antonio y Paysasos en San Antonio para servir le. Gracias.
Serving San Antonio & Austin --
(Available in other areas of  Texas for Special Events).
Our owner and primary performer is Esmeralda. Esmeralda got her Master's Degree at St. Mary's University and her
Bachelor's Degree from Our Lady of the Lake University here in South Texas. She has been performing as a clown since
she was 12 years old. When she is not performing, Esmeralda is a corporate Safety Manager in the emergency health care
and response industry. She is active in various community groups and ministries.
Our face painters can do traditional cheek art or full face painting like this. This type of painting is suggested for older girls who will be patient and sit still. We are more than just San Antonio Clowns! Somos mas que payasos en san antonio. We offer a range of event services to suit your needs. Balloon decorations, party planning, etc. We accept credit cards. Se habla espanol.
Our bilingual Austin face painters can do traditional cheek art or full face painting like this. This type of painting is suggested for older girls who will be patient and sit still.
We have the best bilingual face painters for your event. Our bilingual clowns/bilingual clowns in San Antonio can paint designs that appeal to boys and girls! El Payasito te va hacer sonrir. Our artwork is suitable for boys and girls.
los payasitos bilingues hacen fiestas para los ninos. Gracias por visitar. Es deficil encontrar payasitos bilingues. Aqui estamos! Llama ahora para hacer su cita!
This is a balloon flower. Very popular with the little girls. Especially the birthday girls. To move the line, we do single-balloon flowers for guests. We like to keep the show moving at a fast pace to combat boredom.
Yes, we accept Visa and Master Card in San Antonio and Austin. Company checks welcome with advance notice.
Also booking: face painters individually.
We are bilingual. Hablamos Espanol!
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This is Emerald, our main performer. She has been performing since she was 10 years old. She has a Master's Degree from St. Mary's University and works in the Public Safety industry. She does not do shows for the love of money, but because she loves performing. You will know the difference when you see it.
Yes our bilingual artists can paint boys arms with options like: footballs, baseballs, basketballs, dinosaurs, snakes, spiders, dragons, and super-hero and sports themes. They like to call them tatoos. Our shows are fun for all kids.....
We appreciate your business, if you have any questions - please give us a call. We are happy to help. Have a great day!
A Clown’s Blessing
Author Unknown

May your noses be red and shiny,
And your smile always bright.
May your cheeks be nice and rosy,
Your eyes sparkle in the light.
May your shoes be always too big,
Your costume be perma-pressed,
Your heart overflow with laughter,
Every time your clown is dressed.
May face paint be at the ready,
And your balloons be “easy-blow”.
May children run to greet you,
Wherever you may go.
The Clown's Prayer - Author Unknown.

As I stumble through this life, help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more cheer than gloom, spread more cheer than despair.

Never let me become so indifferent, that I will fail to see the wonders in
the eyes of a child, or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.

Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people, make them
happy, and forget momentarily, all the unpleasantness in their lives.

And in my final moment, may I hear You whisper: "When you made My
people smile, you made Me smile."
The Magician's Prayer

Dear Lord,

May my illusions point others to your reality.
May their chosen card always be the King of Hearts.
Though what I do may seem impossible, let me
never make claim to miracles.
When I do speak of miracles let it be of your gift of
Salvation, and your mercy and grace in my life.
Help me to remain humble in your sight Lord even
when I am the center of attention.
Let me always offer their applause to you.
May any magic I do convey the wonder and joy I
feel in your presence.
Let this magic always point the way to you.

Amen
EASTER
BUNNY
Appearances
-and-
COSTUME
RENTALS!
FIESTAS en ESPANOL
FIESTAS BILINGUES

PARTIES in SPANISH
or BILINGUAL
PARTIES!