Los Payasos en San Antonio mas preciosos! Chispita y Esmeralda. Payasitos. Clowns in New Braunfels, Clowns in San Marcos - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us. Payasos en San Antonio - gracias por buscar nos. Los Payasos en San Antoino, Clowns in San Antonio and San Antonio clowns are here to help you make your birthday party or event a real success. Our face painters can do traditional cheek art or full face painting like this. This type of painting is suggested for older girls who will be patient and sit still. Clowns in San Marcos - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us. Payasitos bilingues para fiestas en San Antonio; San Marcos, New Braunfels and all of Texas
Our face painters can paint things that boys like, not just girls! We are your one-stop shop for Payasitos bilingues! We have face painting for boys: Snakes, Spiders, dragons, foot ball, base ball, bats, etc. They can get it on their arms and call it a tatoo. El payasito pinta caras. Ask about our San Antonio magicians and San Antonio Clowns. We at www.classyclowns.com make balloon animals at our clown parties in South Texas, New Braunfels, San Marcos and with or without costume for other events. We have the best bilingual clowns (bilingues) which speak both English and Spanish perfectly!!! Ask us about our Payasitos bilingues. Our balloon twisters are the best. Ask us about Mickey Mouse.  Ask us about Clowns in New Braunfels. Ask us about clowns in San Marcos.
Serving San Antonio & Austin -- (Available in  Houston and other areas of  Texas for Special Events)
Also booking: Face Painters, Magicians, Balloon Twisters and Balloon Decorators Individually.
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San Marcos - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us.
Basic Clown Show:
Balloon Twisting
Face Painting
Magic Show
Free Birthday Gift
Party Music

Aprox 1 Hour = $145 for up to 18 kids

2 Hours for $200 up to 36 kids (all above + games if time allows)
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DELUXE CLOWN + PLUS + CARTOON CHARACTER Look-Alike PACKAGES!
1) 1 Hour Clown Show + 15 Mins. of Picture-Taking With A Character Look-Alike $200
2) 2 Hour Clown Show plus 15 Minutes of Picture-Taking With A Character Look-Alike $250
Singing Clown-A-Grams with balloon bouquet from $50 (SA only)
Yes, we accept Visa and Master Card in San Antonio and Austin. Company checks welcome with advance notice.
 We accept CASH major credit cards, Paypal, or COMPANY checks when applicable. Performers require that balances be paid in CASH upon arrival. Its sad that the bad apple ruins it for everyone but we've had our fair share of bad apples and we have had to adjust our business practices to stop it. Thanks for understanding! Call us if you have any questions.
San Marcos, New Braunfels, Austin!!! Yes - We go all over the state of Texas!!! Thanks for visiting us.
3) 1 hora con la payasita mas 15 minutos con un desfrace $200.
4) 2 horas con la payasita mas 15 minutes con un desfrace $250.
LA PAYASITA:
PINTAR CARITAS
ANIMALES de GLOBOS
MAGIA
UN REGALO
JUEGOS (quando ay tiempo)
1) 1 hora con la payasita para 1-18 ninos $145.
2) 2 horas con la payasita para 19-36 ninos $200.
OPRIME
AQUI
PARA
RENTAR DESFRACES!
ASK ABOUT BALLOON DECORATIONS
New Braunfels Clowns, San Marcos Clowns. We perform all over the great state of Texas. Ask us about clowns in New Braunfels. Austin bookings should be done in advance to ensure availability.
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1) A booking is a verbal contract and represents your agreement to adhere to our policies. This verbal contract is made official when we receieve your deposit (not when you call to ask prices, etc.).
2) The outstanding balance must be paid to the clown
CASH (no checks) upon arrival (sorry due to a recent string of thefts of service, we will not begin the show without recieving the final balance before we begin the performance). "Theft of Service" is a crime under the Texas Penal Code and will be reported to the police. 3) Please schedule us at least 30 minutes AFTER the party starts. Most guests arrive late. Our tight schedule  prevents us from waiting for or restarting a part of the show (such as face painting) for late guests.
4)
Please answer your phone on the day of the party or give us a number to someone who will. The clown may need directions, etc. & non-response my delay the clown or even force a cancelation.
5) Classy Clowns will call one day before the party to verify the booking.
Please respond to this call so we can double check our plans.
6)
CANCELATION POLICY: If you must cancel the booking please give us 3 days notice or your deposit cannot be returned (the deposit can be applied to your next booking if you reschedule, only one reschedule per deposit). DO NOT JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE. We are not responsible if customers call the wrong clown to cancel, carefully document who you booked with to ensure you cancel with the right company. There is a $5.00 processing fee for all client cancelations due to credit card costs. If the clown arrives to the party & is turned away or there is no party, your credit card will be charged for the full party amount. 
6) Please supervise guests during the show, guests/children should not be disruptively unruly or loud. Classy clowns is not responsible for damage or injury caused by unruly guests (including face paint spillage or transfer) & the host is responsible for any Classy Clowns property damaged by unruly guests. If guests become unruly the clown may have to become firm. The clown or character will not accept and will prosecute any physical abuse or threats.
7) Please allow the clown to perform the entire show without interruptions for other activities (cutting cake, eating, pinata, etc.)- the clown can only wait if you agree to honor the 1 or 2 hour timeframe which means cutting back on other parts of the show.
8) Please allow flexibility for the clown to arrive 15 mins before or after the start time for traffic/scheduling issues. There are alot of traffic headaches out there and they are beyond our control. Thanks for understanding.
9) Although cancelations on our side are VERY rare, please plan other activities in case an emergency/"Act of God" prevents our arrival.
100% of your deposit will be promptly returned if this situation occurs.
10) If there are any special instructions for us (children with allergies, religious prohibitions, etc.), please notify us before the party to avoid a problem.
11) Face painters will not paint a child that has to be forcibly held down -- this is very dangerous. We strongly discourage face paint for infants becasue they may dirty their clothes, try to eat the paint, rub glitter in their eyes, etc. If the parent insists, they do so at their OWN RISK.
12) Balloon animals POP and that sometimes makes children upset.  This is 100% UNAVOIDABLE. We can't spend a great deal of time remaking balloons because the new ones will POP too and it becomes an endless cycle. We cannot go over our time to remake balloons for everyone because we will be late for our next party.  This is one area where parental cooperatoin is very important.
13) The clown will not strain her voice to scream over loud music or guests - the host will need to manage the sound level so the children can hear the clown.
14) Please extend the clown common courtesies: a beverage after the show, a shady spot to perform, shetler in cold weather or rain, access to bathrooms, access to a phone in an emergency...
15) If you have a bounce, train, petting-zoo, etc. at the same time as the clown, most of the childen may be too distracted to really enjoy the show. Try to schedule the show so that the clown can have the kid's full attention. When we arrive, we cannot wait for the other activities to stop before our time begins.
16) For safety reasons we cannot perform outside during lightning, hail, rain, extreme heat (over 90), or cold (under 45).
17) Due to excessive overcrowding, difficulty finding parking and difficulting locating parties within the park -
we do not peform in Brackenridge Park.

CLICK HERE FOR Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs) About Our Polices...

Please remember our performers have been clowning in Texas for almost 2 decades. The rules are here to ensure ALL of our clients have a professional and enjoyable experience. Feel free to call us if you have any questions or concerns and we'll be happy to help you. Thank you for visiting www.classyclowns.com - we appreciate your business!


www.classyclowns.com -- 506 Jackson Keller Rd. San Antonio, TX 78216 -- 210-314-5201 --- Serving San Antonio and Austin!
New Braunfels Clowns, San Marcos Clowns. We perform all over the great state of Texas. Payasitos en San Antonio y Paysasos en San Antonio para servir le. Gracias.
We have the best face painters for your event. Our bilingual clowns/bilingual clowns in San Antonio can paint designs that appeal to boys and girls! El Payasito te va hacer sonrir. Our artwork is suitable for boys and girls.
Our Austin face painters can do traditional cheek art or full face painting like this. This type of painting is suggested for older girls who will be patient and sit still.
ABOUT US - IN "REAL LIFE" - We are dedicated to Serving God and Country as well as our clients!!!
Thanks for visiting www.classyclowns.com - we hope you enjoyed our website.
We love our Air Force, Navy, Marines, Army and Coast Guard men and women. As well as all first-responders. If you serve in uniform, we pray for your safety as you serve us! Thank you!!!!! Ask us about Clowns in New Braunfels and San Marcos. We serve all of Texas. Our face painters volunteer their time and our makeup skills to simulate injuries so that our first responders can practice responding to disaster scenarios.

We also engage in clown ministry activities for children + more!
Proudly owned and operated by a member of Team United States Coast Guard. Aux D8612CR - Air Station Houton - Ellington Field. Planning and Force Readiness - Sector Houston-Galveston.
We support our troops!
We are proud CHRISTIANS and we conduct our business knowing we will have to answer to GOD for our actions.New Braunfels Clowns, San Marcos Clowns. We perform all over the great state of Texas. Payasos y Payasitos en San Antonio aqui para servir le! This is called moulague, the act of using makeup to make someone look injured for training purposes. Here we are simulating burns from an airplane crash -- volunteering at the Houston airport. Our face painters are very talented!
Favorite quotes about being a performer:
"A clown is like asprin only they work faster" -- Groucho Marx
"Live. C.lown and laugh, that's what I tell myself when I dress like Bozo" - Jack Handy
"Dare to wear the foolish c.lown face" -  Frank Sinatra
"A few c.lowns short of a circus" -- popular saying.
"I am having so much fun performing, I almost feel guilty. I think, My GOD, I hope nobody comes in and busts me for this" -- Bill Cosby